How the hell are we supposed to help you cool down...?
Umm... the best way I can think is to make you laugh and forget wtf ur made at.
Hmmm... Here is a joke I read somewhere... Do not be offended Blondes- I do not think this of all of you! I am partially blonde myself.
A blonde that had died her hair brown was driving down the road and saw a farmer with a bunch of sheep. She thought they were pretty so she pulled over and asked the farmer , "If I guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
"Sure," he said.
"57," guesses the blonde. The farmer is amazed. She got it right!
The blonde picks out a sheep and gets in her car.
Before she drives off, the farmers comes up and asks, "If i guess the real color of your hair, can I have my
dog back?"
hahaha
*Like I said- no offense to any blonde people- I am partially blonde myself!*
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"Wish that I had other choices; Than to harm the one I love… I know I should stop believing; I know there’s no retrieving… Why, why does fate make us suffer?..." What Have you Done
--Within Temptation--

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